Text conversation with Mom

Me: No texting me at almost 11 tonight!

Mom: Well ok then

Me: Well it's the 2nd time u did that! U forget I go to bed early! We can't all be night owls like U anymore sadly!

Mom: I only text once late! Hey!!!

Me: No you did a couple weeks ago regarding Tibby being wild. I have it to prove it! HA!

Mom: War is on!!!!

Me: No! I have to sleep! No war! I sign the peace treaty!

Mom: We will have to negotiate.

Me: Justin can mediate.

Mom: It's too late to incorporate Justin

Me: How much wine have you had?

Mom: Brian says 1/2 a liter.