Stupid married people.

Being a girl of 23 and seeing like everyone you know getting engaged and married you can't help but think WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME! WHY DON'T I EVEN HAVE A BOYFRIEND? THESE PEOPLE ARE GETTING FUCKING MARRIED? And yes the voice yells in your head like that. It's really disgusting because I don't even want to be married! Like seriously I don't! Someday yes, but not now! But the way these selfish girls who are engaged rub it in our single faces that they have a someone just makes your mind run wild with thoughts of why the hell you don't have a someone (they're selfish because they don't see anything but their happy little world and don't know that that's what they're doing and can't take off the rose colored glasses and won't be able to until after the first year of marriage)! I didn't start having these horrid thoughts about marriage until this year! I'm not sure if it's the age or just the fact that suddenly (and yes it's sudden) everyone and their mother is getting married! I know that God has that someone out there for me and when the time is right blah blah blah blah...but it doesn't make it any easier being a single girl. I try to be patient and wait, but somedays it just is not fun to be patient. It sucks. But then I remind myself, dude you can do whatever you want! You don't have another person you have to think about! I could just pick and move if I wanted, I could travel the world, I can go out to Hollywood with my girls and not get home until 3am, hell I could make out with a random guy if I wanted and it doesn't matter! It's pretty awesome to have that kind of freedom and possibilities in life. I can still have adventure in my life and when I finally do find that someone I won't regret getting married too young and not being able to do all the things I wanted in life and go through a mid-life crisis! I feel much better now, thank you for letting me rant. And if any of you are engaged or married reading this you can't get mad at me because you don't know what it's like, you really really don't. And p.s I am happy for you all that you're getting married I really am, but seriously don't rub it in our faces.

My life in texts 2

Me: Did you go in late today?

Ash: Yeah I figured since I was staying an hour late that I would go in late.

Me: Yeah totally! I wish I could've I'm so tired! And I really don't have anything to do just yet. Oh well.

Me: K ready to go home now.

Ash: YEah me too. I can't focus and don't want to do anything. Let's get a hotel in LA and take a nap before we go to Key Club.

Me: Good idea! Let's go now!

Ash: OMG lame lady at work is bragging during out meeting about seeing Obama in Chicago this weekend. Annoying.... :p

Me: Stupid!

Ash: OMG Im soooo bored. I don't want to do anything. I don't feel super great and I so can't focus. This really sucks! I have like 3 hours left.

Me: Exactly the same over here, but I have 2 hours and 20 min.

Ash: Meh. I can only go all my blogs and Facebook so many times....I just need to get in the zone and focus cuz I know time would fly if I did.

Me: Yeah today's gone fast for me! So that's good. I just got ADD after lunch.

Ash: If you get a chance go to the link on my facebook for Sure Cruise and look through the pics, theyre really funny.

Me: Yeah I wanted to! I'll probably have to wait until tonight.

Me: AAAAA! get me out of here, I wanna get the thing I'm working on done but Allan just got back from lunch and is now doing something! I need him to make sure it looks ok.

Ash: Boo! Gahh I have 2 hours left!!! Idk if I can do it! I have ADD really bad. qw;aelrhasekrha,dfnakfhalernak

Ash: Susan if havin me look for and effing chair that is "ours" and she can't find. WTF?? Seriously?! I'm effing trying to work.

Ash: OMG the dude has his effing heater on again! Seriously it's like 67 outside not like it's effing snowing. I'm so hot!

Me: OMG so close!

Ash: Fffffffff! I wish I could go now. Stupid hour. Mehhhh.

Me: Do you have deoderant by any chance? I totally forgot to put it on this morning!!! How do u forget something like that?

Ash: No but I have smelly goods

Me: I think I'm ok it's not like I was running marathons today. I just feel gross.

Ash: Lol sorry. I hate when I forget stuff like that.

Me: Oh great I'm gonna get the weirdo bus driver becuz I didn't leave the office until 345!

Me: (about deoderant) I know at least it wasn't forgetting to brush my teeth!

Ash: Eww!

Me: (to Heather now) Having fun on the train?

Heather: No! It's sooo boring! But I have my Ipod and a book so it's not too awfully bad.

Me: Well that's good. I'm so not excited I will get the bus with the weirdo bus driver becuz I didn't get out of the office until 3:45! He's so weird you don't even know.

Heather: Bummer! I am not a fan of weirdos! but soon we will be meeting Heather!!! Yay!

Me: Woo Hoo! I'm hungry!

Heather: Me too! I wanna eat a huge burger or burrito or plate of nachos!!!

Me: MMM burger!

Heather: Man I forgot to really eat lunch...I just had a sad salad early and was going ot eat before I left but forgot...I'm being super smart today!

Me: Damn bus isn't here yet! Grr. Maybe I won't get the annoying driver. Oh great there's a skater trying to get my attention. Ew dude you're like 16!

Heather: I'm sad your bus isn't there. But laughing about the boy!!! You are too irresitable and age doesn't matter to him! :)

Me: Haha must be it. I could be a cougar! And illegal. I would've thought he was cute in high school.

Heather: HAhahaha! Well Taryn's sister was doing a 17 year old who she used to nanny for.....

Me: Ew! That's just wrong!

Heather: I know!!! So gross!! I understand a year or two younger but come on not a high schooler!

Me: Seriously!

Heather: Did your bus come?

Me: yeah. It's never good when the bus driver gets off the bus!

Heather: Well I'm glad it came! What a wack a doodle!

Me: yeah it's weird when they suddenly get off! Ew haha that's what she said! Oh my gosh I'm starving!

Heather: Oh you! :) you're funny! I'm hungry too.

Me: :P

Heather: are you at the station yet?

Me: not yet, it's taking forever today!

Heather: Okay, I'm SLOWLY SLOWLY pulling in. We had to make 2 extra random stops

Me: Weird! I'll see you in front

Heather: K

Me: Ash is there

Heather: With her

Me: I'm basically here you can pick me up on the street if you want, I'm up on Cesar and Vignes

Heather: Coming I think

Me: Ok!

The end.

My life in texts.

November 6th, 2008

Ashlee: Of course there's an accident when I get up late!
Me: Suck!
Me: Can today be Friday please?!
Ashlee: I know and now that I'm almost to work I feel really sick.
Me: It's just cuz you're going to work.
Me: Listen to Brett Dennen, he makes things better. I decided to have to start listening to happier music becuz I kept listening to emo stuff that was too drepressing!
Me: Ok weird! there was an excericse class in the middle of one of the parking lots downtown!
Ashlee: Finally here. That's so weird. I think that's a great idea to listen to positive music. I had been thinking about listening to my old Christian music again.
Me: Yeah I need to put that stuff on my iPod. I realized the other day how depressing the music was! I was like damn emo's they have such great music but it makes me sad. So today is all Brett and Jack.
Me: Some of the bus drivers r so rude! if someone tries to go out the front door becuz the rear door is too crowded to get to they're like us the rear door! It's like seriously is it that big of a deal?
Ashlee: Jerks!!! OMG I don't wanna be here right now. I haven't even started anything adn I just wanna go. Plus I'm starving like crazy and I have zero food.
Me:Go to Sbux. I don't wanna go today either! Hopefully it'll go fast like it did yesterday!
Ashlee: yeah I think I will even though I shouldn't. It's not healthy to starve right? Lol. I think work goes faster when I actually make an effort. What a surprise!
Me:Haha same here. I have a bunch to do today so that's good. It's not healthy to starve! I kinda want somethig from there but I did yesterday so shouldn't again. It was only tea though.
Ashlee:Lol well if that's all it was then I give you permission. P.s. I almost wrote wad instead of was....nice.
Me:I almost write lots of weird words with this phone!
Me: K let's go home now! :p
Ashlee: word g-money
Me: Haha I love that movie!
Ashlee: Haven't read it yet but dooce has her letter to Leta up!! Those are some of my favorite posts of hers!!! Yay! Happy almost Friday!!
Ashlee: Soy is better today. They must have burnt it bad the other day. I think it's Brett time!
Me: Oh good!
Ashlee: I want to have Brett's babies. Except for not cuz they would be big goofy looking wack-a-doodle babies. Lol. How about I stop talking (texting) and get to work. :P
Ashlee: Ha I just downloaded an NFL app to my phone. Wow I really need to get to work.
Me: your text earlier about Brett made me laugh so hard. I still do when I think about it!
Ashlee: Haha I'm a dork.
Me: I'm glad it's almost noon! We r busy which is good! I'm doing everything for that mall in Jordan! U should tell Daniel if it's built before he leaves he better go and tell me the lighting is amazing!
Ashlee: Haha I will. I'm annoyed I wanted to have the girls approve my outfits cuz Susan wasn't here but I think she just got here. It's easier with the girls than her!
Me: Haha yeah they're probably like good next good next.
Ashlee: yeah super easy and she has to look at them for 5 min or something!
Ashlee: search for style8955 on Myshape. you will die!
Me: Oh dear! I will as soon as Allan goes to lunch!
Me: speaking of which he just left for an hour and a half! yes!
Ashlee: love it when bosses are gone! it's the best!
Me: except then he came back and called someone and left a message saying he'd be back 1230 or 1. I was like damn!
Ashlee: Lame!
Me: Now that I've worked like a mad woman all morning i don't wanna anymore! I'm tired and done!
Ashlee: Me too! but its time for her to approve me. Blehhhhhhg!
Me: OMG so frickin' cute! can I buy it now?! (outfit earlier)
Me: Yay! 1!
Ashlee: Woo woo!
Me: Woah I totally just had dejavu!
Ashlee: it freaks me out when that happens!
Me: I know it's so weird!
Me: Dang I just go so sleepy! Let's go home and take naps!
Ashlee: Me too! Let's doooo!
Me: Yay Allan isn't back yet!
Ashlee: Yay! Susan is gone to lunch and I had her approve some stuff. Don't think I'm gonna have her approve the changes I'm making. Lol.
Me: Haha. Oh man I'm so add right now! I can't focus! Bleh!
Ashlee: Just got a call from MTV about a fashion show!!!! it's like Project Runway meets the Apprentice! Gonna fill out an application and send in a video asap! wow!!
Me: No way!
Ashlee: crazy right? I was like who is calling me? Then like OMG!
Me: HAHA I keep getting this image of u with these huge red headed babies in my mind! First of all u with a baby, and second u with oversized red headed goober babies! oh it's hilarious!
Ashlee: Lol I picture babies with huge heads and crazy ass red hair!
Me: Yeah! exactly I can't get it out of my head and I seriously laugh out loud everytime it pops in my head!
Me: People probably think I'm a freak! I'm over here giggling to myself!
Ashlee: Haha!!!
Me: so do we get to help you make a tape for the show?
Ashlee:Yes!
Me: Sweet!
Ashlee: Glad I made you laugh all day!
Me: I got the wack a doodle bus driver today! Haha my phone has wack a doodle stored in it!
Me: I'm gonna run to el grocery store do we need anything? Or do you guys need anything?
Ashlee: well I need sex but I don't think you can get that at the grocery store, so no.
Me: I'll go to the man store for us. Do you prefer dark or blond?
Ashlee:A little of both hahaha
Me: we can trade after a couple hours. haha Gross!
Ashlee: Gross lol
Me: we r wack a doodlel today!
Ashlee: You said it!